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She finally tells Neil that she wants to be his girlfriend and signs the original contract to prove her sincerity; the Goldmans quickly put her to work as a slave, putting on Neil's pajamas and plowing a field in their front yard.

Brian finds a clause in the contract stating that it is null and void if Neil cheats on Meg, so Peter convinces Lois to dress as Mystique and seduce him at a fake X-Men convention.

Oh, and I guess I'll need some Excedrin too because Lois has a headache "this big". Peter Griffin: What, you mean I wouldn't have to pay you? Peter Griffin: In that case let me get this stack of Marie Claires, you know, in case I want to rub out the easy one before we start... Rallo Tubbs as Nien Nunb: I still don't get it. Mort Goldman as Lando Calrissian: Bang, bang, boom, boom!

Peter Griffin: Hey, Mort, let me get a package of condoms. It's like from the commercial, only I pointed at my junk. Mort Goldman: Well, I suppose I could just open up a tab... Mort Goldman as Lando Calrissian: It's fully functional! Lois Griffin: [checking the mail, she jumps when the mailbox explodes] AHH! [seeing Peter up in the house with a sniper rifle] Lois Griffin: Are you out of your fucking mind?

Rallo Tubbs as Nien Nunb: I say when we're done with this, we go over there and fry him up in a skillet.

Peter Griffin: [sarcastically] No, I'm shoving them up my butt... Peter Griffin: While I'm at it give me all these copies of "Marie Claire." Ya know in case I wanna rub out that easy one before I get Lois into bed tonight. Mort Goldman as Lando Calrissian: I hate that stupid fish man.

[Peter fires another shot, which misses] Mort Goldman: [ducking] Ahh! When Peter goes to the pharmacy to buy condoms and some Excedrin, he realizes he has forgotten his wallet.Mort Goldman, the pharmacist, offers to open a tab for him.Peter quickly begins spending unnecessarily (misunderstanding the concept of a tab).For instance, he buys eight cases of ipecac so he can hold a vomiting contest with Brian, Chris, and Stewie; although Chris technically wins, all four continue to vomit explosively and violently in a scene lasting 56 seconds. In desperation, Peter seizes upon a picture of Mort's son Neil, who is infatuated with Meg.

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